WoW Men

Okay, since the-bastard-who-shall-not-be-named, broke up with me I have been going on dates of course but have been playing World of Warcraft a lot. I love the game and was able to get into this nice casual raiding guild. The guild is great and we usually do 10-man runs during the week.

In this raiding guild I am a shadow priest and offspec Holy priest. The guildies are all learning the fights in Ice Crown Citadel and I am always learning new technics on my priest. The guildies are also patient, I mean we all fuck up but no one just goes around blaming and pointing fingers at people. We just keep doing it until we get it done.

Anyway, that is not what I wanted to talk about. I wanted to talk about not being able to find a damn guy on WoW that is not married, gay, unemployed, or fat.

I mean come on! Are there no freaking single, employed slim guys playing World of Warcraft that are not gay or married? I know a lot of people would say "Why does he have to be slim"? or "Why does he need to have a job?".

Well here are the reasons:
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because I am fucking slim and I have a goddamn job!!! and if I can have those things there is no reason why he should not.

But alas, I don't believe there are any. You might ask, "Why don't you just go out and find a guy somewhere else?". Well, the answer to that is..guys that do not play WoW, I have found, do not understand the enjoyment of wanting to play it and I want to find someone that understands it. I am not saying, I want a guy that plays it 24/7 but just a guy that plays it but knows there are other activities outside the house to do and does them.